America's Dumbest Criminals
TV-14 NBC 1996
Video footage collected from police and security cameras demonstrating that most crimes are not perpetrated by evil geniuses. Highlights included crooks who use bags as masks but forget to cut holes for their eyes, burglars who have to call 911 after being trapped in the houses they were robbing, and thieves who try to make a fast getaway only to find they locked their keys in their cars.
Starring: Daniel Butler Beaumont Bacon
Genres: Crime, News, Reality-TV